baked

to smoke a shit load of weed.

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.

by fonzie. November 24, 2006

baked

Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?

I love homemade baked brownies.

by pridenpredjudice June 01, 2011

baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

by KD42 December 22, 2010

baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

by Reali-T Scribe October 29, 2006

bakes

This word was originated in California aka the Yay. It means ya bootie!!!

Like the guys like it when you pop bakes !!!

by Da reel Shanelle May 10, 2006

bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Baking

When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse

emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008