Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.

Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!

by Bae23 March 5, 2015

Baneen

A mythical creature. Known for it's large, bird-like features. It is also referred to as "The Great Hawk" in some stories. The Baneen is described as having a large beak, in which to feed on it's prey. Is thought to have originated from Indian fairy-tales.

I have only seen the Baneen once before, back when I was a child. It's huge wings seemed to stretch right across the sky. Oh, how I long to see it once more before I die.

by mythicalll September 26, 2010

baneen

one who has excessive fat under the eyeys resulting in bad eye sight.

shes a baneen, she has fat eyes.

by hasoonie October 30, 2011

Babez

n. singular (unless you're uneducated and think that words ending with z are plural)

A unique term of endearment used to describe one who is all of the following when with another babez: loving, stubborn, causes spontaneous smiles, sarcastic, enjoys cuddles, and causes eye rolls.

You're the worst...wait...is that a shamrock shake? Babez, you're the best!

by WeirdBrat February 16, 2017

bantzed

To be the victim of a pathological liar

Did you hear the rumor that Craig spread about Jenny? Man, she got bantzed!

by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Silly Bandz

A virus started in the southern United States that involves the corruption and mutation of a plain rubber band and turning it into a colorful shape. The disease first started among younger children, one or two was the norm, but it soon began to spread and multiply. Soon it had made its way into Middle Schools, particularly girls and (in some cases) boys.

As of right now, the virus has begun to spread in High school environments, infecting 15-17 (primarily) year old girls. The High school mutation of the virus is usually very aggressive, and will infest the host with upwards of 10 bands. Lately, there have been signs of Silly Bandz on High school boys as well.

There is no cure to Silly Bandz, except will power to resist their colorful appearance. Right now, Silly Bandz Syndrome (or SBS) is on the verge of being declared a pandemic.

It is currently unclassified, but is remarkably similar to the Webkinz Disease that plagued the nations several years ago.

Jon: Man, I'm really worried about Rick, I haven't seen him since he was diagnosed with Silly Bandz Syndrome

Eric: Yeah, I hear just last week, SBS took more then five guys on the football team...

by The Mysterious Mister M May 26, 2010

joan baez

A female folk singer of the sixties whose music is comparable to some of Bob Dylan's earlier music.

Joan Baez is fucking beautiful.

by [dp] leviathan April 30, 2005