farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

Ayari

An ayari is the sweetest girl you will know. She can be really shy at first but when you get to know her ... your in for a ride haha!! Ayari’s are emotional and they are extremely gorgeous. They also might have a smile on her face but deep down you don’t even know the real story behind it :( . Ayari’s are amazing kissers, you kiss one and you fall in love, you know what I’m talking about B..Don’t lose an Ayari she will bring joy to your life!

I met an Ayari today! She is so nice !!

by og🤪🖤 September 25, 2018

alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 11, 2013

Ayla

Ayla is a wonderful friend, very sincere, always there when you need her, and can sometimes be altimeter bit insecure.

If I told you everything I knew about Ayla you would want to be her best friend too.

by OMGangster07 January 7, 2017

aydar

A brave, sexy, intelligent, and kind-hearted man. He is not afraid of challenges and doesn't stop in the face of adversity. He keeps true to his word and will go out of his way to do so. If you know or related to Aydar, you are very lucky. Make sure you don't get to his bad side because he never forgets and forgives.

- I wish Aydar would marry me, he is such a sweetheart.
- Yes, he is a very good guy.

by islam1111 June 4, 2021