Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

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Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.

I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.

by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

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autocorrectitis

A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.

-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"

by AuD14 September 7, 2013

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Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.

*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

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