Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

Popularised on damnyouautocorrect.com

> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autocorrect game

Autocorrect game is a game for when a group chat is dead, it is played by someone saying "type e.g."I hate my" then hit the middle button" this can be used with many other sentences too. It will also wake up the chat in a funny way, but you can also use it to change the subject or just randomly play a game

Alright, let's play the autocorrect game! type "I hate my" then press the middle button for whatever your phone gives you

by jay-fandoms February 16, 2019

des's autocorrect

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.

Example:

Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao

Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.

Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?

Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh

Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.

by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021

Autocorrect

When Apple corrects your every fucking word to a word you don’t want.

“Oh no! I didn’t mean that! Ugh, damn autocorrect.”

by bobababie February 20, 2020

Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.

I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.

by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

Autocorrect

A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense

Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll

by an idiot October 5, 2020