jessica authentic

A total real chick who always has your back and loves her ecstasy, friends and family.
Jessica Authentic whore me on myspace, and then come partyyyy
by Jordanboo December 15, 2008
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A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.
HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.
by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019
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If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.
by Trashmenger August 11, 2024
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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.
Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.
by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024
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Excuse me sir Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?
Hmm, Frivolous Challenge
Drink tea with copious levels of sugar
Ho Ho Ho
by Funny British Guy March 30, 2025
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A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.
My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.
by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022
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authentic american

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.
Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.
by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020
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