audiocrush

A usually short-lived obsession with a song, band or album.

"Have you heard the new single from 'The Automatic' yet? I've had a serious audiocrush on them lately."

by Pooks November 15, 2007

Audi W

An audi built on really cheap and noticeably bad aftermarket parts, also known as Ricer, but more specific to Audis. Mostly from lower income areas, but could also be seen in a more wealthy version, also known as stancing. The W=Wish, which pokes fun at the online discount store, Wish.

"Hey Bobby, I was driving through a town and saw an Audi W".
"Golly! You have to love those tight-asses who want a German luxury car, but can't afford the bill for one"!

"Oh yeah! I almost forgot to mention the people who love abusing cars by adding too much camber to the wheels"!
"What does that do"?
"Well, it essentially makes your car worthless by having it so low to the ground, you could run over an ant with your bumper and get stuck on speed bumps. The one good thing about it is that we can pick out who's the biggest attention whore at car shows".

by Audilover861 February 15, 2019

audigan

Audigan is a really mean person, who likes drama and only wants girlfriends

Oh shoot that’s Audigan!
Carefull he will push you on the locker

by Butterly January 7, 2021

audio rape

1)Having to hear an overplayed song.
2)Being forced to hear a fucked up sound.
3)Having someone make sexual noises towards you.

Arnold: Oh mah god, UGH!1 It's feels soo gewd.
Conan: My god. I've just been audio raped.

by a71as July 16, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

by RoninRogue July 15, 2010

audicella

sweetheart~silly and kind hearted. easily bored and often distracted.

every time I talk to you its like you go all audicella on me and i have to repeat myself. pay attention you audicella.

by wickedmother April 4, 2011