Neo-patriarchy

A modern form of patriarchy where woke boys appear marching with the flags of token feminism and replace the space of women and others who had been fighting a long battle for gender equality.

The woke boys are trying to snatch the flags from the feminists and leading us to an era of neo-patriarchy.

How about you stop trying to mansplain why she refused to go out with you and go back to your neo-patriarchy?

by hbaromega October 6, 2018

Patriarchy

It's basically a group of giga chads who live by God tier rules and oppress women. Each member of the patriarchy is an absolute god and a chad.

Amish 1: wow the patriarchy is removing so many rights from women!
Amish 2: damn that's pretty cool!
Amish 1: I agree fellow giga chad Amish man

by Fredwheatfill May 30, 2022

patriarchy

A confusing system in which men have power (good job, lots of money, strength, good education) and expect women to be submissive (have no job/make little money, weak, be kinda smart but not too smart).

Josh: "All girls want from a man is money."
Matt: "That's how patriarchy works! I mean you wouldn't want to be with a girl who was smarter, stronger, or made more many than you! Right?!"

by hollywoodcole November 30, 2015

Matriarchy

A form of government or society run by the best thing in the human race, woman. A matriarchy is the best thing people will ever hear of. A matriarchy can also be a family where the woman is incharge and the children fall under the woman's clan. If you have any sence at all, this is the kind of family you want to live in. A matriarchy will make the world a better place because everyone knows that women rock and are much better than men and they should run the world. Sorry white man in his sixties living in Idaho who just had a heart attack hearing about a matriarchy and probably had or will have a heart attack since Hillary Clinton may become president. You know what I'm saying is true.

"Hey did you here about the white man in his sixties living in Kansa's who had a heart attack because he heard the word matriarchy and found out what it means."

by Galaxy Mustache July 17, 2016

Patriarchy

A system of rules that translates to "rule by the father" in which men control the political and economic resources of society.

Man- Hey Margret wanna grab a drink after work?
Margret- sorry I don't have enough to pay for drinks tonight
Man- What do you mean???? We just got paid
Margret- ya and I only make 77 cents to your pay. Blame the damn patriarchy.
Man- WTF are you talking about ?!?!? Stupid bitch the patriarchy doesn't exist. You just don't want to get a fucking drink with me cunt

Later Margaret is found dead in her car. Police suspect it to be caused by a random lion who got out of the local zoo because they don't want to blame the real killer

by Actuallyeducated September 8, 2019

Patriarchy

The social construct of todays society that describes the inequality between men and women.

-Mom, why will i get less paid than my male co-worker will?
-Because of the patriarchy, my dear.

-Mom, why will I be called a slut for having as much sex as a man, whilst the man will be called a king?
-because of the patriarchy, my dear.

by Ponyslayer November 23, 2014

Patriarchy

A system which isn't as bad as people think, the only reason why people think it's bad because feminist kept pedalling hatred towards it because somehow their movement failing is because of Patriarchy,

Thanks to Patriarchy; society, gender roles, and masculinity is born

Lawrence: *gets F on Science* OMG, As a girl, this grade is sooo misogynistic and sexist, must be because of the Patriarchy

by z,,,, February 4, 2021