agnostic atheist

A person who holds the view that the existence of a deity cannot be proven nor disproven, but personally leans towards the idea of there not being one. In this case, agnostic is an adjective. "Atheist" has to do with belief, and "agnostic" has to do with knowledge. Two completely different animals, but can be applied to each other. Basically, a person who doesn't know and doesn't believe.

Guy: So what are your religious views?
Agnostic atheist: I'm an agnostic.
Guy: So you're just a pussy atheist?
Agnostic atheist: No, you idiot. I'm an atheist, too. I'm an atheistic agnostic, or an agnostic atheist.
Guy: Huh??

by Mswordx23 November 22, 2009

Internet Atheist

The fundamentalist Atheist that’s always talking about how religion is terrible and God doesn’t exist, .This species of Atheist is different from your regular Atheist whereas your average Atheist is a normal person an internet atheist is a prick about it

Internet Atheist: theists are morons

Regular Atheist: I swear I’m not the same as him

by I’m a neutral November 13, 2020

Anime Atheist

Huge fucking unemployed virgin who has a galaxy AoT backpack, watches Hololive, and sucks toes

“God Anime Atheist is such a shit owner”

“Fr that dude needs to stop watching V-Tubers and get a job”

by Colossal Titan May 23, 2021

Millitant atheist

A person who follows and defends the ideology of atheism, often abusing those who seem to stand in their way. They will not accept any argument against their ideology, often mimicking the very thing they claim to detest.

Richard Dawkins is considered a millitant atheist

Fuck you Jesus I will eat your feces

by Demonkiller111 February 26, 2014

athiest

Misspelling of "atheist"

It's spelled "atheist", duh

by Coyote February 16, 2004

Executive athleisure

Noun: athletic wear worn by customer-facing tech managers. Typically characterized by a pair of Lulu Lemon pants and a quarter zip jacket with a company or college logo.

Ben is wearing executive athleisure for the meeting today. He would look more at home on the golf course than the conference room.

by Maridian July 9, 2023

The Atheist's Nightmare

The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.

"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"

"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"

by Danny Salamander July 20, 2009