bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

anus astronaut

Also know as a: rectum raider, ass pirate, burger stealer and can opener. commits acts of atrocious butt love.

"one small step for man..."
"get out of my ass, Mark!"
"oh, sorry"
"goddamn anus astronaut..."

by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006

Astronaut in the ocean

A garbage song that deserves to be played at the gates of hell.

Ya bro, that shit is more garbage then “Astronaut in the ocean.”

by Jimbo_bussin69 May 31, 2021

Astronaut Screwdriver

A cocktail made with Tang and Vodka.

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003

ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.

Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."

by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015