altercation

a term used by the 6pm local news reporters to differentiate a fight amongst blacks and a fight amongst whites.....

"witnesses say that an altercation took place outside Popeye's Chicken on n.e 14th st in Overtown, just north of downtown Miami, when the manager of the establishment accused Lebron of soliciting customers to refill his foughty bottle with 0range flavored High C from the drink dispenser."

"u/m students jeffery frasier and mark wallingford got into a brawl when wallingfords ex girlfriend Marie Relva admitted that she barked like a bitch when when frasier banged her in the booty"

by Stereotypically Correct April 4, 2016

altercation

a word black people on Judge Mathis and Judge Joe Brown love to use in place of the shorter word: fight often used multiple times in a very short period of time. also accompanied by use of the word incarceration

well uh, Judgejobrown... it was a previous altercation that resulted in the justification of my incarceration.

by wtsuck June 19, 2008

Mental Masterbation

Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.

Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions

Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.

"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"

"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc

by Marcus L January 1, 2008

Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone

Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009

Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

by Glittergal_197 October 6, 2017

Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.

Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!

by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

female masterbation

putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch

I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.

by fuck master June 5, 2003