satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Asswaffle

A person who acts like a total jerk, always insulting people

He can be such an asswaffle when he starts to insult everyone

by Clamtart March 2, 2015

asswaffle

A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.

" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"

by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009

Asslay

In piglatin. Normal English term meaning Lass
Counterpart of Adlay (Lad) but female.
1) Likes to staunch c*nts.
2) Pills don't make them happy.
3) Says "Eshays" a lot

1) Eshays all my asslays, lets go staunch them c*nts.
2) Asslays take it up the Umbay.

by Staunch September 2, 2006

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018