Homeowners Association

An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.

A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...

-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages

-No one uses their yard to grow their own food

-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state

-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home

-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property

-No yard ornaments

-No rain barrels

and so on.

The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)

To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."

by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 11, 2011

Homeowners Association

A group of Karens.

When Karens gather in a large group, they are known as a Homeowners Association.

by Brahsm42R September 10, 2020

Trilby Community Association

A non-profit organization started in one of Florida's poorest communities back in late 2001 by an activist for change. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. TCA as it was originally called, started out with a few residents from 2001-2003. Some faded out and Denny Sharkey Mihalinec went out door to door asking residents to get involved to make a difference. The goal was to bring industry, better housing opportunities, food resources, youth activities, the first ever crime watch program that turned into a full time security patrol, educational help for the low income, the need for infrastructure and so much more.

The Original founding of The Greater Trilby Community Association....

by Trilby Citizen December 9, 2010

Bro By Association

(n) A person, usually female, who is dating your best friend. Whenever you throw a party or just casually hang out, they are automatically invited to tag along because coincidentally, they are equally awesome.

Richie: "Hey buddy, are you going to watch the football games this afternoon?"

Tim: "Yeah, there are some good ones on today. I got my chips and dip, pizza and soda ready to go."

Richie: "Cool story, bro. Maybe I'll stop over later. Mind if I bring Ilsa?"

Tim: "Yeah sure. She's always welcome. Now that you two are together, she's a Bro By Association.

by LDSTex85 February 29, 2012

Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

by celphchaos June 30, 2010

Hate by Association

When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.

Ugh, she hangs out with her? She must be a bitch too! It's hate by association.

by Mistress of Puppets November 4, 2014

guilty by ASSociation

It's when you are a public bathroom and the person who was in there before you left a stink in the air and now people entering the bathroom look at you as if you are the one that left the foul stench.

Man, I just walked out of the bathroom after John left and now everyone is looking at me as if I dropped the ass bomb, I'm just guilty by ASSociation

by willyd1968 February 5, 2013