urban asshat

A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.

An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating

Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"

Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"

by i hate liars December 31, 2010

dumbshit asshat

A dumbshit asshat is so fucking dumb and selfish, and is constantly a dick.

Literally dumbshit and asshat combined.

Person 1 : "Dude, did you hear about that dumbshit asshat Austin Meldeau?
Person 2 : "Yeah, he wrote himself a definition on Urban Dictionary."

by drywittygal February 26, 2018

asshat

A contemptible person

derivatives:

asshattery (noun)

asshattedly, asshatted (adjective)
asshats (plural)

My supervisor is an asshat - I resent being his subordinate.

by Urbepedia April 15, 2010

Asshat McGoolagher

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.

"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

~

(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

stfu, asshat.

something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.

idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!

by ur bald headed granny May 4, 2006

asshat

One who has their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Someone who is very ignorant, stubborn or dull.

"Gah! Dan won't pay me back my cash! Freakin' asshat!"

by Dervish April 14, 2006

asshat time

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003