Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

assmaster

someone who masters the ass.

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

Assbeater420

During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism

He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you

by I had sex :) December 16, 2020

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

AssBeater420

AssBeater420 Is a urban legend of all time, he bypassed roblox name filter! how fricking cool is that!

Assbeater420 good

by bot_2125 November 7, 2020