assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

Assfucker 

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Assfucker 

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.

Bill Clinton is an assfucker.

Assfucker by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

assfucked 

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage

You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!

assfucked by Metsubo June 11, 2006

[assfuckery] 

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.

"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."

[assfuckery] by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

assfucker 

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

assfucker by KyERnurse August 31, 2009