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Assfucker 

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!
Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucker 

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.
Bill Clinton is an assfucker.
Assfucker by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

assfucked 

To be reamed in one's posterior region. Can also be used as a term of ownage
You mess around like a bitch you get assfucked like a bitch!
assfucked by Metsubo June 11, 2006

[assfuckery] 

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.
"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."
[assfuckery] by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

assfucker 

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
assfucker by KyERnurse August 31, 2009