Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.

Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.

by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011

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Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 26, 2013

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fall asleep standing up

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

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