awknowledge

(v.) - 1. to say "AWKWARD!" in an awkward situation, thereby acknowledging said situation as awkward 2. to acknowledge something or someone as awkward

"He awknowledged what happened and everyone laughed."
"Let's just awknowledge the situation and move on."

by akelso20 October 26, 2007

askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 28, 2015

Nod of aknowledgement

When someone you don't like or don't want to talk to right now, says hi, walks by, or is in a crowd jumping to see over people's heads just to get you to notice them and all you can do is nod while looking at them.

"That creepy guy from work who's obsessed with me kept calling my name out really loud in the lobby while I was talking to my crush"
"What did you say?"

"Nothing, just gave him the nod of aknowledgement"

by Too Tun Tonto August 1, 2016

Acknowledging Nod

A slight nod used in conversation to let the other person know you are listening when really you aren't paying attention. Can be used in several scenarios such as talking to your girlfriend, parent, teacher, or sibling.

Girl "bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla"

Boy *Acknowledging Nod*

Girl "Wow! You're such a great listener! Lets have sex!"

Boy *Acknowledging Nod*

Girl "Well now that that's over I'm super excited to have you come meet my parents"

Boy "What?"

by Doominurpants April 23, 2011

Nod of Acknoweldgement

The act of acknowledging someones existence by nodding, most often used between males of lower generations however has become a practice which people of all ages perform. The act of nodding ones head is usually a sign of friendship between two people. A common phrase used during the nod of acknowledgement "y'alright" is used to show an appreciation for the other person. The phrase 'nod of acknowledgement' was coined in the year 1823, however use of the phrase has only recently peaked over the past decade.

Dan used the Nod of Acknoweldgement as he approached Jim in the alleyway.
Steve nodded in acknowledgement when he saw his work colleague in the store.

by HackBounties August 8, 2016

Askhole

An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.

some examples of an askhole in action

yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?

yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?

yo mate, want to go town?

"no".......

*1 hour later*

yo mate, want to go town?

"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"

yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?

by Zoo Keeper January 1, 2009

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.

I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.

by prettyboyswaqq814 July 25, 2012