asian

People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.

I wish I were asian when it comes to math tests.

by Imright,weallknowit November 9, 2015

asian

ching chong

the asian is over there

by word daddy September 19, 2017

asian asian

a person that has asian descent and looks asian

I'm considered asian asian because I'm Cambodian and look asian.

by jenniferwasherr August 16, 2008

Asian

1. Japanese, chinese, or korean are not the only asians in the world you know.

There’s the Filipinos, Taiwanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indonesians, Malaysians, Indians, Russians, and many more

2. There are 45 countries in Asia.

3. Not all asians are white, not all are smart, and not all speaks “ching chong”

Asian transferee: I’m asian

Random student: so you’re chinese

Asian transferee: no I’m not

Another student: probably smart

Asian transferee: (rethinks life as memories of failing grades appear)

by Taekook 태국 (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ January 28, 2019

Asianized

to be pwned by an asian

Prissy white kid walks down the street and gets hit in the face by a bowl of Insta-Noodles.
Random Asian Kid, "You got ASIANIZED!"

by xxXMrNoodlesXxx May 11, 2010

asianate

1. to kick someone in the face.
2. to go asian on

1. i asianated that son.
2. dont make me asianate you

by asianballanator October 30, 2007

Asian

Someone who is automatically awesome

"Why is he good at everything?"

"Because he's Asian."

by A person that you don't know February 7, 2010