Assortion

It’s what people say when they mean “Assortment” and they say “Assortion” instead.

“Kids in grade 3 have just a random assortion of colours in their pencil case.”

by László the Wordkeeper February 23, 2019

Ascension

A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.

"Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?"

"haahaa sucks for them!"

by imcoolerdanyou November 22, 2013

Dual-Ascension

After each lovers soul is projected into the real world through truth and honesty, they are then fused together by the power of love to create one dying entity to rise above all the universe and into the heavens where an eternity of contentment and everlasting nirvana shall follow soon afterwards.

"The end met by Romeo and Juliet was not a tragedy, but an instance of dual-ascension."

by brendan ess December 31, 2003

ascentionism

In simple form it is a religeon were you rise to a higher spiritual form. In other words you Ascend.also misunderstood to be a cult.

I am a ascentionist.
My religeon is Ascentionism

by Ovvar October 4, 2019

ascension

wonderful place fun of magical trolls and old men live in the tRrees. and all the inhabitants love each other and never want to leave

by camille April 24, 2003

ascension quality

something that is of very bad quality

this pen is broken, it is ascension quality

by ur_AQ May 29, 2011

Ascertainment

To settle a matter, to render it certain and free of doubt.

Person A: I ascertain that yo' momma so fat, she said the ABCs and caused the Great Vowel Shift.

Person B: Wow, certainly and without a doubt that my momma is very fat. Quite the bold Ascertainment.

by Marioni Stonioni December 3, 2018