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sound as a pound in a dog hound

Can i have a fag?
Yea sure mate
sound as a pound in a dog hounddd
by Rob trufuckinpia March 20, 2011
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pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!
"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot
by protocoldroid June 17, 2004
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Crissed as a picket

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"
by DanielMac February 25, 2008
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As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
by Biglump March 5, 2012
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Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!
Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!
by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011
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objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.
by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016
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round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.
That orange is as round as a pound.
by 4321definitions March 28, 2017
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