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as a friend 

what all the chicks say to Jesse Aguilar when he asks them out.
Jesse (over text message): Do you wanna go to Sadies with me?

Kayla: Nah dude, I only like you as a friend.
as a friend by c.fizz March 29, 2005

I like you too but just as a friend 

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro
Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

Pretty as a friend

Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.
"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."

"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
Pretty as a friend by LolaBorealis September 13, 2011

Valued as a Friend 

When someone is truly valued and appriciated by a friend
Or not a valued and wanted
"You are truly valued as a friend"
Valued as a Friend by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.