Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

Arsene by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

arsenicCatnip 

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck.

ArsenicCatnip is the nickname for the cutest troll in all of Homestuck.

arsenicCatnip by LunaDragonEternal January 30, 2016

Arseness 

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.

Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.

Arseness by SkankyWhoreBag October 17, 2008

Arsey 

British Slang for a poor tempered and very uncooperative person

She didn't get arsey after she got her final exam results

Arsey by Der_ DeutscheProfessor December 29, 2020

arsenal 

the first English team ever to field a starting XI featuring no English players.

Reporter: Why won't you play English players?
Arsene Wenger: Je ne sais pas.

arsenal by Jit February 17, 2005

Arsenal 

aka: The Invincibles
First team to go a whole premiership season unbeaten,
enough said.

what a thoroughly entertaining arsenal match that was

Arsenal by Lew_W December 28, 2005

Arsenio 

Arsenio (n) is usually a non-chalant discreet being who can get free stuff when he really tries. Tends to be charming and persuasive so beware of crossing paths with him because your knees may buckle and then you might bust your lip. Don't worry though he is very helpful and will help you. Always born on Valentines day so he is usually affectionate and loving. He is athletic and smooth like his caramelized skin yet he will snap and kick some jaws In so do not test him. Arsenio loves roses and knows how to pluck the thorns right off them. He has Cambodian flavored eyes and usually is mixed with black too. Some people can't handle his friendly personality because he can be overbearing sometimes but he really doesn't have bad intentions like they assume Sometimes. Arsenio is so gorgeous like a greek god statue. Women love to think he is flirting with them but he is just a sweet guy and actually has a very hott lesbian girlfriend. Arsenios are asthmatic yet enjoy smoking Mary Jane. Fun and intelligent however sometimes he don't make sense when he talks but we all know what he is trying to say. Usually very positive and fun to be around. Arsenios have a huge loud laugh that makes his roses bloom. Some people hate Arsenio because they can't understand his demeanor or misinterpret his intentions but they can't help loving him in the end.

Girl #1: "I really wish I would come across an Arsenio styled pair of underwear next time we shop."

Girl #2: "OMG if you do can I please borrow them sometimes!?"

Hey! That Bubby dude over there just laughed like Arsenio.. How weird is that?

I really wonder why my little brother runs around with his inhaler pretending to be an Arsenio...?

That damn Arsenio is always lurking in my pot field.

That RnB singer looks just like a Arsenio.

Yes! Our quarterback just scored an Arsenio!

I need to hire an Arsenio to help my roses grow.

All guys should be more like Arsenio and they will be happier.

Arsenio by KayRose November 5, 2013