apecraft

Utter and complete ridiculousness.

Bob: Lets get our boss drunk and take him to a gay bar!
Sam: What the fuck, Bob!? That's apecraft!

Kindergarten teacher: Now class, we're going to learn shapes today! Can you tell me what this one is?
Student: What the fuck Miss Thompson this is fucking apecraft
Teacher: Get the fuck out of my class, Jill

by faggotron6969 February 9, 2015

aparajeya

An Indian boy name. People of this name usually act like arthritic grandmothers while sitting, lying down or walking. They are also lanky, petite and fragile.

She: Look how he oohs and aahs while sitting or standing?
He: Yeah, such an Aparajeya!

by LukkhaSecy December 22, 2017

Apartje

apartje was the most talented Hardbass Creator of all Time. Known for Cheeki Breeki Hardbass 1/2

Did you listen to Apartjes unfinished Track Cheeki Breeki Hardbass 2?
Yeah man so sad he died °_°

by 0g4mm4 November 11, 2019

Take Apart the Fridge

Gettin so hammered that you come home and start taking apart your refrigerator for no apparent reason other than being in a drunken stupor.

"Yo, last night was crazy. G got wasted, came home and started to take apart the fridge"

by slugdub21 June 5, 2018

apartment shopping

A substitute expression for a one night stand. Works particularly well for any corporate or other politically sensitive situations.

Co-worker 1: "Dude, What happened to you after the bar last night? The last time I saw you, you were talking to that new girl from accounts payable."

(Supervisor enters break room)

Co-worker 2: "I was...apartment shopping. The apartment was nice, but it was "roomier" than I prefer."

by rjhotts January 18, 2007

High speed come apart

A major melt down, losing your cool

I thought Lisa was going to have a high speed come apart when Mark wouldn't text her back.

by Lo-Gee July 10, 2011

aparricoolest

An Annoying person

Look at that aparricoolest

by AlterCloud June 10, 2018