angelina jolie 

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.

Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men

angelina jolie by HelloSidney May 12, 2008

angelina jolie 

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

angelina jolie by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Angelina Jolie 

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.

I'm glad she's so kind

Angelina Jolie by KroSS October 4, 2004

Angelina 

a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her

Angelina is so cute, I have a crush on her
Same!
Me too!

Angelina by hotdude1 January 30, 2017

Angelina Jolie 

1 word:

Perfection.

Angelina Jolie defines the word perfection.

Angelina Jolie by Suzzzana July 17, 2005

Angelina 

She really pretty, and if u mess with her... I feel sorry for u. She loves her friends and he bestfriends, she will stands by them in everything! Her old friends,, she don't care about them. She so sick of drama but for sum reason people go to her if they need to talk. She is so beautiful and she cherishes her bestfriends !

Bestfriend:Yes that's my BESTFRIEND!❤️

Guy: Damn I wanna get close to her!Angelina

Angelina by Elle'swords August 24, 2017

angelina jolie 

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

angelina jolie by liz May 13, 2005