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Fort Ancient Rotisserie

Lesser known sexual position whereby the penetratee assumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the vaginal area from behind. Once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. Turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. You have now correctly demonstrated the Fort Ancient Rotisserie.

Warning: Penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
My Dad and I feasted on a Fort Ancient Rotisserie last night
by Fort Ancient Lion June 8, 2010
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Ancient

Some older people who dont want to hear what you say and start with "back in my day when I was younger"
Ancient

When youre talking to someone who can recall how life isnt at this very point in time but can recall it as if they woke up from it the other day. "20 years ago we couldn't do that because it was politically incorrect..."

"Stfu you talking about sticks and stones again you ancient?"
by Standingondirt June 6, 2015
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ancient astronaut theorist

A history or science expert who suggests that extraterrestrials have played a significant role in history on earth. They opine that there are many clues found in ancient ruins and holy books to substantiate this.
Could there be alien connections in the distant past? The ancient astronaut theorist would say "Yes."
by yes juanito yes August 10, 2015
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ancient

Meaning something is old, in slang terms. Ususally used in a negative sense of the word.
"Man, that song's ancient"
"I heard that story before, that's ancient"
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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ancient dragon

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...
"Dude, i gave her an ancient dragon.. dumped my load then slapped her mouth."
by katiegaryfingerbang December 26, 2014
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Ancient Dankloft

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.
Dude, are you ready to fucking blaze?

Praise the Ancient Dankloft!
by MistrBearJew June 23, 2017
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ancient meme

A Meme You Have Seen Before. It Doesn't Matter if it is A minute or a Second Ago
Maurys: Y'all Talk?
Mush: Nah. He keeps tagging me in Ancient Memes
by Maurys Gaucho November 2, 2017
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