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phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore
She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call
by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009
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analingus

the art of licking the asshole to get your partner off.Most of the time your are doing what is called the reach around,which means while you're licking the asshole you're playing with your ladies pussy.Causing her double satisfaction,bringing her to a ground shaking orgasm
My baby likes when I lick her asshole( give her analingus) and play with her clit ,she really has a good strong orgasm
by dodirty417 September 23, 2010
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analfingulus

'Dave performed great analfingulus on me last night'
by my_footlong February 14, 2018
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Amaysing

Positive attribution about a person called Mays or May, or an event having taken place in May or with such a person. Amaysing people often make your day better without even trying, they are exceptionally kind and caring, and tend to be strong for their loved ones and resourceful in the way they try to improve your life. They are also super cool and funny. Their good looks tend to be the least of their good attributes as their great characters outshine mere beauty. They are beyond just amazing - they are amaysing.
Amaysing moments are either simply great moments connected to a certain time or a description of a great feat by a May/Mays.

In lesser cases it is a typo by a person using a German qwertz keyboard without realizing it and pressing y and s at the same time, instead of z.
“I met this girl who completely blew my mind. Her name is Mays, she's super smart and kind - has an awesome cat too. And she's also pretty hot.”
“Man, she sounds amaysing!”

Mays: "Man that party was rad! Haven't had so much fun in ages."
Alex: "It only turned truely amaysing when you showed up tho."
by Not_a_Joe August 17, 2020
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Analysia

A spicy latina woman whose beauty demands attention. She is bossy and rude but yet you love her anyways....because she's Analysia.
Guy: Damn look at that spicy latina!
Girl: That one? Oh thats Analysia
by map1050 December 2, 2014
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analing

doing it up de bum
dude 1: so did you guys have sex?
dude 2: yeah, i was analing her until she started to shit
by FlabaShabaDingDong November 25, 2009
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analingus

The anal version of cunnilingus. What R Kelly was doing to that 15 year old girl in the video. He was eatin' that ass like it was chicken Chow Mein.
Dr. Dre: What's fo dinna tonight?
Eminem: You know what's for dinner bitch! My ass punk!
Dr. Dre: Damn, why I got to have analingus fo dinna evry night...
Eminem: Did you say something bitch?
Dr. Dre: No, no, I was just makin' up a new rap.
by ITeachYou April 10, 2008
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