Analog Horror

It is a subgenre of psychological horror in which the use of analog equipment/technology is very present. It is usually located on youtube, and it's time period is usually in between 1960-1990, however some have used the early 2000s style

Man.1: Dude, have you seen The Walten Files?
Man.2: Of course! I'm watching every Analog Horror series

by Alternatesexual February 01, 2022

Analog Bitch

Someone who is a bitch on all levels, unlike a digital bitch who has discrete levels of bitchiness.

"Yo man! Susan was being such a bitch today. She hit levels of bitchiness I didn't know existed."

"She's a real analog bitch!"

by Nanoslug August 09, 2009

analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.

I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.

by blinky42 March 30, 2009

analog toys

any traditional toys for children like footballs, bicycles and such that are not digital technology toys, such as iPhones, tablets of video games.

Did you get anything good for Christmas? No, all I got was analog toys.

by Mark P. Animal November 22, 2014

analog shave

shave with a straight razor; not electric.

I can't shave analog, man--gotta use tha Norelco.

That analog shave gave me a muhfuckin rash, man . . .

by gokblok March 30, 2008

analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.

The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007