an alien

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Woody:BUZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Buz:HUH WHERE?
Woody:BAHAHAHHAHAHaHAHA

by longestnameintheworldlolyeahno March 19, 2021

It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

by alpacadumbass March 30, 2011

Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.

1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."

by Alan G July 23, 2008

An Alabama Gentleman

When two guys are in desperate need of dumping and there is only one toilet to use. One fellow sits on his other fellows lap and dumps in the open gap between his legs. Depending on the guys penis size, his shaft may become covered in shit. A good friend, no homo.

Hey man all of the bathrooms are taken and I've got to drop a mean one. Would you be An Alabama Gentleman and let me take one with you. Sure, come on in.

by GPayte May 9, 2011

an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011

Doin an Alice

Not turning up to as many as 3 shifts at works to signify quitting. Possibly the most dog way to quit ever.

Guy 1: "I hate my job, i think i'm going to quit."
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah? If you hate it sounds like you should be doin an alice!"

by k_K1990 September 15, 2010

Pulled an Allison

The act of bailing on someone when you already has plans made with the person, usually followed by an excuse or something lame.

Sean: "Hey, I can't wait for tomorrow!"
Ted: "Hell yea bro! I'm so psyched!"

Sean: "Ted, you pulled an Allison!"

by Lil Bweezy December 27, 2011