Buzzin' like a moose.

The point when packing a lip of tobacco when you reach your best buzz and are as calm and chill as a moose.

Man, I'm buzzin' like a moose.

by scottishchap January 21, 2011

Hung Like a Moose

A man with a cock bigger than a man who is hung like a horse the cock mus be at least 12 inches and no more than 39.5 inches

man 1:Damb yo that mutha fucka is hung like a moose!!
Man 2:Hes never gettin that into that little asian..will he?

by Higgins mutha fucka January 19, 2007

Ammosexual

A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.

Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 6, 2022

Amogsexual

You're attracted to oval shapes with a glass oval shape at the higher part of its body.

P1: I'm Amogsexual
P2: Why are you attracted to among us characters????

by Amogus is better than furries August 12, 2021

punch a moose

verb. 1) to take a large dump

My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.

by JosephD August 31, 2006

Ammosexual

A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck

"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."

by Letscuddleandlistentometal November 3, 2015

ammosexual

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger. An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power. Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.
Many ammosexuals practice the religion of gundamentalism or demand the invasion of weaker countries as a means of reaching wargasm.

After every mass killing, ammosexuals gather for an orgy of suppressing gun control measures.

by rewinn April 23, 2014