alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017

alternate facts

Lies

The Trump's administration's use of the term alternate facts will aid in their quest to create a post-truth world.

by Rangerpoof January 24, 2017

Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

alternative fact

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

by Tanghot July 28, 2017