applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

allsexual

when you act really gay and do some gay things but you're actually straight. it can also be if you are straight but you do some lesbian stuff or act lesbian.

i'm not gay dude..im allsexual. ;)

by allsexual.creator123 July 28, 2017

Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.

Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.

by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020

Alysexual

only being attracted to white haired, homosexual anime guys/girls. Not in a sexual way, but you just want to hug them for no real reason.

"real life guys are ugly and annoying. Only anime guys understand"
"yo man I think you might be Alysexual

by Amour Kurai January 15, 2015

Alesexual

An alesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?

Person 2: Oh I’m alesexual , that means I’m attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Kind of weird, but I can respect that

by Sensitive Bastard February 11, 2020

ailesexual

a specific word for people who are sexually attracted to aliens, aliens make them feel whole deep inside their heart, accept it

"bro did you see that alien on the history channel last night?"
"yes mannn, it was so sexy"

ailesexual: a sexual attraction to aliens

by Doki dokiliteratureclub November 3, 2020

allensexual

A person that is attracted to CRAVITY's Allen Ma

Person 1: "Hey,,,I kinda like you"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm allensexual, I only like Allen Ma from CRAVITY"

by luvitysipor July 12, 2021