alban knox

got the best laugh a human can produce. its so hearty and wheezy it makes u laugh too. probably a switch. konbini catboy.

alban knox? hes that catboy guy from noctyx that goes oh nyooo right?

by your local traitor April 17, 2022

Alabama Suicide jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Alabama Glove Puppet

To anally fisting a relative so hard they lose all motor function

Kletus: Hey Paul, what'cha doing right know?
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet

by KletusDeletus89 March 10, 2021

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020

Saor Alba Gu Brath

Free Scotland Forever

Saor Alba Gu Brath

by Bertie Boy October 11, 2014

alabama tuck in

The act of one man gaping another man's asshole, then gently resting his balls inside.

Hey brother, give me one of those Alabama tuck in's.

by xXxMcBeaverxXx August 28, 2017

Aiban

Great things come in small packages , just like Aiban.

Damn that guy is such a Aiban.

by adadak September 12, 2021