Alfie

Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever xxxx

Alfie is such a fittie.

by Keeping_real May 31, 2019

Alfy

One who has balls of steel. Most likely a bad ass motha fucka with a cause to scape like a beast.

Damn that alfy.. when I kicked him in the nuts my foot broke and he screamed "PANIC PANIC PANIC!" and shit on my chest.

by seni0r pen0r August 02, 2009

Alfie

A child Predator.

Alfie is an absolute child predator.

by Atrap1869 January 03, 2020

Alfie

Sexy peanut butter

Sexy as alfie

by twitch.tv/touukk December 20, 2017

Alfie

A massive cunt who shows off all the time. Usually small

“What an alfie showing off over there!”

by Josh778 October 16, 2017

Alfie

Prick

Alfie’s are such Pricks!

by Alfonso the Shit September 10, 2019

Alfie

A short person that likes ksi and listens to his gay cancerous laugh 3 hours a day
He’s pretty cool but has issues

Wow Alfie likes cancerous laughs

by Boss boy April 29, 2019