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Albatross

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.
You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.
by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004
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Albatrossing

The latest craze, evolved from 'seagulling'. This evolution involves a more advanced, long range technique with the aid of a catapult, ball bearing and a used condom.

Victims are left not only physically hurt but also have the trauma of someone elses semen embedded in the wound left by the velocity of the ball bearing.
I woke up on Sunday very bored, so I went albatrossing.
by lukemedway June 30, 2007
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Albatross

A type of bird, however, in the context of Rossmoyne Senior high school, Albatross refers to a teacher named Albert Lyons. It is most commonly used by a tight knitted group of students who are familiar with the inside joke though others have caught on and started using this name for Mr Lyons.
Albatross looked at me again hehe; Albatross is unaware of one of the students on their phone again.
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Skunk Pussy Albatross

"You're a skunk pussy albatross"

"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"

Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"

Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"
by The REAL JakeBall July 25, 2012
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Albatross

A large 'seagull like' bird, usually found in and around Areias Village Hotel, Albufeira, Portugal joining in on hen do's.

Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.

Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.
Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!
by dixeychick1981 May 3, 2010
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albatroaz

he got albatroazed
by Billen met een D November 5, 2014
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albatross

four strikes in row whilst bowling.
Dude!! You bowled an albatross!
by masterblasterbator April 3, 2010
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