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Get the Forever Alone mug.A phenomenon when a collection of similar, but unrelated, behavior by unconnected individuals creates a seemingly concerted effort.
by Jacob Archer June 9, 2009
Get the Stand Alone Complex mug.Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Get the Akneehilated mug.Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy
Worn by:
1) The VERY faithful girlfriend
2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Worn by:
1) The VERY faithful girlfriend
2) The uninterested or uninteresting
Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla
Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be
*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*
Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.
Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be
*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*
Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.
Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone
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