alsome

ALmost aweSOME. As in, not completely awesome, but getting there.

*Kevin does an above-average handstand*
Kevin: How was that?
Donna: Alsome.

by donnamarie May 15, 2008

awsomeo

the most awsome person in the world. in order to be awsomeo you must be perfect at everything.

dude I am like so AWSOMEO!!!

by Jaime Zendejas May 29, 2008

amsome

Amsome is like awesome, but way amsomer. This originated from a very bad tattoo proclaiming "I'm amsome"

Did you see my new tat? It says "I'm amsome"

by John Jacobsen August 24, 2008

awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

awsometastic

a combo between aswome and fantastic beyond awsome and fantastic

that shot was awsometastic

by mark smith December 2, 2003

Assometer

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010