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Ghetto Air Conditioner

Nown.

1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.

2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.
Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"
by thommy_boyz June 4, 2008
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240 Air Conditioning

2 windows down and 40 MPH - describes the air conditioning of a piece of shit car with no air
This piece of shit car is melting my ass - roll the windows down and speed up and give me some 240 air conditioning!
by B. Hanback January 9, 2009
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Norwegian Air Conditioner

Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.
Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!
by QueerbaitKinngs August 19, 2010
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Houston Air Conditioner

When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.
It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.
by hbmn June 29, 2011
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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
by super_juicebox November 6, 2008
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Alabama Air Conditioning

The southern practice of ripping sleeves from shirts and increasing the opening from the armpit to the waist. Preferred summer attire for young, rural, white Appalachian men. Usually paired with jorts (jean shorts) and almost always stained and wrinkled.
Beth's new boyfriend, Scott, is pretty red... I heard he showed up drunk at the funeral home sporting a little Alabama air conditioning.
by Swinford November 16, 2013
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Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.
An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.
by thjam September 19, 2014
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