Dear Agony

The fourth album from the band Breaking Benjamin, featuring songs such as:
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film

man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony

by thank you for smoking April 27, 2010

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

anus agony

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

by Mazuel-Aziz November 4, 2006

No Agony, No Bragony

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.

"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.

by Offbrand. July 24, 2009

albonics

Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

AGONIZE

Agonize -Thinking obsessively about a one thing or more than one things

She agonized what it would be like to see him again

by Felibelly September 20, 2016

Abon

Drama, naatok (bengali work meaning dramatic)

Don't do Abon.

Spy loves to do Abon

by Spy2611 April 4, 2020