areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV June 1, 2006

aeroplane blonde

A woman who looks blonde, but she has a black box.

look at her roots, you can tell she's an aeroplane blonde.

by Gavmonty July 5, 2003

Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

aeriola

the outer ring around your nipple

boy 1: i heard kimmy had a nice clit
boy 2: yeah but shes got a hairy aeriola

by dyke embassedor December 18, 2005

aeroplane

Aeroplane can be defined as-
1. a big thing that flies.
2. A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.

Dude, that bassline on Aeroplane....how is that humanly possible?

by Niccolo Machiavelli December 29, 2007