Pokémon Advocates

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021

devil's advocate

someone who chooses to say the opposite of what another person thinks or says, simply to be an asshole.

P1: "I really like apple pie."
P2: "apple pie is disgusting, I hate it"
P3: "Geez, P2, stop being such a devil's advocate, its annoying."
P2: "I'm just stating my opinion, chill out."

by MY2K January 3, 2006

Bastard's Advocate

A "game" somewhat similar to "Devil's Advocate." Unlike Devil's Advocate, Bastard's Advocate relies on a person being a complete dick and/or asshole to someone else, relentlessly giving them shit. The ultimate reward here is to get the poor bastard to cry because he is a cunt rag.

You're gay. You're an idiot. I hate you. Faggot. Haha isn't Bastard's Advocate fun?!

by Eternal Critic August 1, 2012

Advocatism

The belief that an opposing opinion of what is proposed is the correct position to take.

Friend 1: I think football and basketball are the greatest sports.
Friend 2: Well I think baseball and hockey are.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Friend 2: I don't know, I'm not really into sports.
Friend 1: Oh, you and your advocatism crap again!

by Michael Buchko Jr. December 15, 2008

Devil's Advocate

This awesome movie where Al Pacino plays the Devil and owns everybody in New York City, but more importantly is taking his gangster roles in Scarface and The Godfather to a greater level of sophistication.

Holy shit! Al Pacino is so cool and bad ass, he was cast as fucking Satan.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

addicate

1.looking good to a person dress wise and or there features(eyes,hair,smile)

2.the appearance of anything that you think look good

"oh he got on the new j's he addicate"

"damn that car addicate"

by Tab August 17, 2004

advocare

The name of a company that has health and wellness vitamins and drink mixes that make people feel great. The best selling item is Spark drink mix.

Wow that group of people must take the Advocare products. They look great and they feel great too.

by Sparkdrinkmix February 3, 2010