Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed

Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion

by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008

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douchebag-accordion

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my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am

by mitchbeard February 6, 2010

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Mob Accordion

when Orangina Thinskin aka donald trump plays air accordion outside the courthouse

appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.

by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023

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English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.

"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."

by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014

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Chinese Accordion

Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.

Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.

Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.

by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009

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