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Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.
“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”
by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022
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attension

Nervousness-causing notice/scrutiny of someone or something.
Dr. Claw and his henchmen were none too happy about Inspector Gadget's attension as they were preparing to escape in their hearse-limo, fearing dat he was suspicious of them and would see through their disguises; they eventually discovered to their immense relief dat he was telling them to pause merely so dat he could open da car's door for them.
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
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Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.
That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.
by Alcee Hastings March 21, 2026
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Ascension To Heaven

When a guy cums so hard, that he switches gravity. May have dire results.
My man pulled an ascension to heaven last night, I really missed him.
What happened?
I was sucking his dih and he just started falling up!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Resurrection Ascension

Resurrection Ascension is a great school. Everyone is very nice and smart. They are so much better than students from Our Lady of Hope.
by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019
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Resurrection Ascension

The opposite of OLH.
by I AM AWESOME 1 April 24, 2019
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Eidolonic ascension/descension experience

What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022
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