abridged

A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

>>Dude don't read that book! you can find an an abridged version of "The Odyssey"(Book) online

by Josh and Sotos November 28, 2005

Assidentally

When you do something accidentally with your ass.

Lauren assidentally dialed me all night long.

by icwish April 28, 2010

Sword Art Online Abridged

Something Witty Entertainment's brilliant rewriting of Sword Art Online proper. It contains better pacing and characterization. The entirety of the player population are no longer absolute idiots, but just sort of idiots in comparison to most of the main cast. Best of all, it's absolutely hilarious.

"I just finished watching Sword Art Online, and now I feel robbed."

"Watch Sword Art Online Abridged. It'll make you feel a lot better."

by TheFantasticalFace August 18, 2017

abide

To remain or dwell; in some cases, to tolerate.

"Yeah, well. The Dude abides."

by Breaker19 December 19, 2007

asidine

adjective; word kids use instead of cursing

markie won't asidine come upstairs

by asidinian January 14, 2010

Star Trek Abridged

A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).

Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode

by getHIGHwatchSTARTREKABRIDGED December 10, 2010

absitively

A cross between absolutely and positively. Coined long before The Simpsons, since it was used by Henry Blake and Frank Burns in MASH in the 1970's and in the movie Oliver & Company in 1988.

In the episode "The Trial Of Henry Blake," the court asks Frank, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Frank responded by saying "Absitively."

by Aboyne Clixby November 12, 2004