Aakifa

Aakifa is one of the nicest and funniest girls you'll ever meet. She's really short, but has gorgeous brown eyes and usually has black hair. She's really smart, and will always do better then you in school, but is really humble about it. She's really approachable and outgoing, and will always be their for you. She's really pretty but won't acknowledge it, and always makes fun of herself for the humor of others. She's a great friend who'll never leave your side. Your lucky if you have an Aakifa in your life, especially if your dating one.

Person 1: "Who's that?".

Person 2: "You don't know her? That's Aakifa, she's amazing."

by hotdamn000 March 3, 2019

Artificial Ganges

A relatively new innovation in India: a bathroom.

Hey Pradeep, did you hear that they just installed a brand new Artificial Ganges in Jaipur?

by matarpaneer July 25, 2012

Artificial Love

a very sexual song with some very sexual choreography by EXO. thEY LITERALLY JUST GRIND ON CANES WHILE WATER FALL ON THEM, WHY?!

Kpop fan: Lol, have you seen Artificial Love?

Koreaboo: yES. I had double nosebleed. I died. I was revived by their angelic voices, then Chanyeol decided to kill me with his damn rap.

by asiansnakeu September 15, 2017

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.

John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

by shame-us October 18, 2008

Aakiff

A simp who breaks up with his girl only to get back again with her

PERSON 1: Hey look he just got back with his ex for the third time
PERSON 2: Oh that is probably Aakiff

by sir cartier 1288 April 22, 2020

artificial baits

Breast implants

Those strippers are fishing with artificial baits.

by wolfbait51 March 27, 2011