Aardvarking

When the tip of a mans uncircumcised penis is poking out of his Pyjama pants without his knowledge.

Dads always aardvarking in his sleep

by Jae.Cole June 29, 2021

aardvarking

when a person of the male species crushes psychotherapy pills and snorts them through his wiener, like a vacuum.

After sex, Amanda watched her boyfriend aardvarking.

by dj k-swerve August 28, 2012

Aardvark

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009

Aardvark

A girl whose nose is so large, that while doing 69 she penetrates your anus! BTM!

So I was banging the AARDVARK last night and she totally tickled my prostate!

by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006

Aardvark

A dim-wit, slow-moving, slow-talking, slimy joke of a human animal

Jim is just a f... aardvark

by Naj September 15, 2005

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020