Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

A Tony Hawk

when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom

Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Being a Tony

Snake,thief,crook,scum bag,slouch,takes advantage, a liar, steals from friends.

You hear about Troy, he's being a tony.

by Bobby Flores February 28, 2013

Pulling a Tony

Lying your ass off to get anything for free or anything you do not deserve.

How'd you get that scholarship?
Lied my ass off.
Ah, pulling a Tony.

by Psychmajor October 5, 2013

A-TONY

The A-TONY is a public service group; this organisation protects the citizens of the United Kingdom, especially those around the Sheffield city area.

A-TONY stands for Anti-Terrorism Organisation Network Yorkshire.

"We are the A-TONY, and if you don’t comply with us on a satisfactory level, we'll fucking batter you"

by Richard Belk July 9, 2006

menage a tongue

When the tongues of the shoes are showing it means you are available for a threesome (2 girls and you're the only guy). This occurs after sitting down or when the tongues of your shoes are huge and the bottom of your pants tuck behind them. This was created to show women, secretly, that a man was available to be in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy). Once women have found a man with his tongues of his shoes out, they must quickly make plans for the threesome. Women are quickly learning of this new sign. This sign was created during sex parties in Northern California and New Orleans. The two tongues sticking out meant the guy was skillful in satisfying women sexually, especially orally. Asian men and Island men seem to be high in demand for this.

Girl 1: The tongue of that guy's shoes are showing, he must be available for a threesome.

Girl 2: Yes they are. I hope he's available for a threesome, I'm in the mood for some fun with another girl and a guy.

Asian/Island guy: How are you women doing? Are you two available for a threesome tonight?

Both Girls: YES!!

by Ray Ray April 8, 2005

doing a Tone

The act of being occasionally present in a social group but never actually contributing socially in any way.

John hasn't said a word for hours, why is he doing a Tone?

by KingPayne January 17, 2012