Hoplessly Sticky Oppressive Situation in which no matter how you try escape is nearly impossible!
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons
Character in a cleverly vieled propiganda FOX cartoon similar to Simpsons
Obama inherited a financial political quagmire intentionally created by the republican party to foil american health insurance reform,hopes, dreams and lives while the media lies seal our fates.
Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!
Although the Hopes of the majority of America were awakened the Quagmire of political self interest and greed continued to murder the uninsured!
by hatchetman...heads on posts August 16, 2009

/kwagmyer/ - noun
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
by The Shuffler June 11, 2018

quagmire.
by your left nut March 16, 2021

Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
by Elitist April 07, 2004

by Park School August 02, 2003

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
its quagmire giggity giggity goo!
by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

by Family Guy rocks February 18, 2005
