Pete

To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.

"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"

"just tell us it now"

"well i just peted myself"

by anonymous12345!!!!! June 29, 2009

Pete

a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him

Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.

Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?

by Abraham Lincoln1 September 25, 2010

Pete

adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole

Did you see that guy Pete?!

Man that guy needs to stop peteing

by herblax11 March 16, 2009

the adventures of pete and pete

great live action nickelodeon tv show from the 90s about 2 brothers named pete . hillarious stars michael marona and danny tamberelli

The Adventures of Pete and Pete is so fucking awesome, go watch some episode on google video and youtube.

by IamElSage August 2, 2006

pete

a great penis

bro i just saw a pete

by conner o malley June 23, 2018

Pete

Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.

"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."

by enkephalin07 March 4, 2022

Pete

Nicotine addict.

Hits vapes constantly and also fiends burgers such as the Beefy Pete.

Yo Pete, pass me the vape g you've been hitting it for 20 minutes.

by zongcunt June 10, 2019