metal mite

rust, corrosion

Jim's car is infested with metal mites.

by Death to Metal May 23, 2010

dust mites

an STD you receive when you fuck pussy over 65 years of age.

Dude, how did you get dust mites! I know you didnt fuck that bitch over in the bingo room.

by mr.pimpshit September 2, 2005

Veggie-mite

A peanut butter like substance.Not that good.Mostly Australians eat it.

Veggie-mite.Yum...NOT!AAAAAAAA!

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

Mound Mites

crotch crickets hole worms grundle grunions labia lice butt mites

Cooties.
Pubic lice.
Related to butt mites.
What Obamaites will bring to the convention in Denver.

Guy 1: Are you doing Roscoe's grandma?

Guy 2: Yea boy! Nothin's tastier than vintage grundle fromunda sprinkled with Mexican mound mites.

by The Tainter Tots August 6, 2008

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

Conversation mites

People who doesn't contribute to a conversation in any meaningful way and clutter the conversation

Usually can be identified by their excessive use of "Lol","Lmao" or by saying random sentences in contrary of a conversation is taking place

Steve: Have you seen the new movie?

Paul: Lol

Fred: Yeah and it was trash

Paul: Lmao

Steve: oh.

Paul: Lol

Fred: You're such a Conversation mites Paul, shut the fuck up

by CertainJeff August 27, 2023

chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008