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I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not
Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower
by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020
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Show-er vs Grower

In reference to a man's flacid penis. When you are a show-er, your penis is the same length as when you are erect. When you are a "grower", you have the same characteristics of a frightened turtle, who's head hides in it's shell. When you are erect, you penis grows in length. The exception to this rule is Chinese, who are neither "show'ers" or "growers".

And the kryptonite to both types is water, because it doesn't matte if you "show" or "grow", at that point you shrink.
When Aaron was in the locker room, he could not figure out why everyone had such a bigger penis than him. It was only until Kelly told him the difference of what a "Show-er" vs "Grower" was. "Show-er vs Grower"
by Tom.Collins.NYC January 10, 2014
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A Grower

A grower is an individual who grows weed for a living. Growers typically earn a lot of money. Usually people who don't want to work a 9 to 5 job.
My uncle Gago has a G wagon and is a grower for living.
by Mikeytch October 19, 2022
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Stick Grower

The Stick Grower fell on grandpas truck and now he cant drive home...
by KingjackMehoff August 23, 2022
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grower syndrome

Lead Cannabis growers working for a cannabis business who become defensive , possessive, and egotistical about “their” plants.
They were unwilling to be a team player, because they had developed grower syndrome.
by CoatofCats July 1, 2022
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Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.
"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"
by Shawnsemillia February 7, 2025
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Gold Grower

A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.
Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.
by The Vile One July 8, 2012
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